どうじんし-Dead Loss Wonder-R18-UKUS/USUK
okay, seriously, i made a new neopets account and i’m having the worst god damned luck. like. all these random events keep taking my stuff and large amounts of np, i haven’t won a single item in the dailies, no bonus items are spawning in the games… wtf neopets. are u trying to get rid of me?
Rating: PORN PORN PORN
Summary: Alfred takes his first step onto the gay porn scene with his irritable but understanding coworker. THEN THEY HAVE SEX.
Notes: THIS IS BAD AND I FEEL BAD also it’s for fishwichformylove because she writes delicious things.
Um, alternative universe.
Alfred was nervous. Everyone at the site had been nice enough, so far, but what it came down to was that he was going to get fucked in front of a crowd. Naked. He had almost been okay with the crowd part until he found out he was the one bottoming.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica: Witches
Walpurgisnacht: The stage-constructing witch; her nature is helplessness. She symbolizes the fool who continuously spins in circles. The witch’s mysteries have been handed down through the course of history; her appellation is “Walpurgis Night.” She will continue to rotate aimlessly throughout the world until she completely changes the whole of this age into a drama. When the doll’s usual upside-down position reaches the top part of the witch, she completely roils the civilization on the ground in a flash through her gale-like flight.
okay hear me out America/Belarus is a really popular side pairing in a lot of the fics I read but I have never ONCE encountered one where they acknowledge that Al is terrified of ghosts and Natalia can see them or done anything funny or interesting with that situation at all that seems like such a waste I don’t even ship it and I would read the shit out of that
Try this story! Hope you like it :D
ahk this looks really good!
The Fukang Meteorite
Back in the year 2000, an incredible meteorite weighing 2,211 pounds was discovered near Fukang, a city located in the northwestern region of Xinjiang, China. Named the Funkang meteorite, it was identified as a pallasite, a type of stony–iron meteorite. With 4.5 billion years in the making, its golden olivine mixed with silvery nickel-iron to create a stunningly beautiful mosaic effect.Pallasites are extremely rare even among meteorites (only about 1% of all meteorites are this type) and Fukang has been hailed as one of the greatest meteorite discoveries of the 21st century.
It has since been divided into slices which give the effect of stained glass when the sun shines through them. It is so valuable that even tiny chunks sell in the region for $40 to $60 a gram. An anonymous collector holds the largest portion, which weighs 925 pounds.
WHO ELSE MISREAD THIS AS “THE FUCKING METEORITE”
God fukang dammit
Johto Gym Leaders
i got reminded of knight ameriko fighting for her sweet princess maddie