angry-eren:


さんにんひとくみ
Pixiv ID: 39136855Member: ぬこ

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angry-eren:

さんにんひとくみ
Pixiv ID: 39136855
Member: ぬこ
*Permission to upload was granted by the artist! Please do not edit or redistribute without the artists permission!
moeskine:

BIRD OF PASSAGE: Armin Arlert’s wonderful solo travel adventures.

moeskine:

BIRD OF PASSAGE: Armin Arlert’s wonderful solo travel adventures.

The Real World: Avengers Tower
Interviewer: So what's it like living with Tony?
Bruce: When I moved in, he insisted on funding all of my research. Except, you know, ever since The Incident, all my work's been theoretical. It's not actually that expensive. I've started just spending all the extra on fruit pies, just to see if he was keeping track. He isn't. There are a lot of unused rooms in this building, and at least three of them are stacked floor to ceiling with fruit pies. He hasn't said a word.
Natasha: It turned out Pepper and I both speak French. Tony doesn't. Now, whenever he walks in, we just start whispering in French and giggling. Half the time we're just exchanging recipes. He pretends not to be eavesdropping, but the other day I caught him asking JARVIS what 'des oeufs' meant.
Clint: I bought this big bag of little plastic flies, right? And whenever he's not paying attention, I throw them into his drink. Half the time he doesn't even notice and just drinks the damn things, but the other half? He starts checking all the house filtration systems, the exterminators, the works. He can't figure out where all these flies are coming from. He's fumigated three times in the last month.
Thor: I attempted to provide assistance with a project, but Stark assured me that it was 'very technical', and that I would not understand the intricacies. I can see why he would think so, as I am a mere Prince of Asgard, taught such basic engineering when I was a child and his ancestors could not yet walk. It has been five weeks, and he still has not corrected the misaligned condenser coil causing the problem.
Steve: I don't know what Howard taught that kid, but he seems to be under the impression that homosexuality was invented in 2000. He keeps leaving magazines and pictures lying around like the sight of two men holding hands is going to give me a heart attack. I don't have the heart to tell him about the Greeks.
Interviewer: So how are things in Avengers Tower?
Tony: How are things? I have no idea. I really don't. There's some kind of insect infestation in the vents and I think a spy is trying to seduce my girlfriend into moving to France. I tried to prank Captain America with gay porn, but him and Thor just started trying to reverse-engineer workout routines. The other day I went into one of the spare rooms, and I found some kind of one-armed sex hobo sitting on a throne of empty fruit pie boxes. I just walked out and closed the door. I don't even wanna know.
jeaneren with "we both got in separate bar fights downtown and now we’re waiting in the ER comparing stories" au

textsfromtitanfood:

Jean was trying to stay awake while simultaneously using Sasha’s shoulder as a pillow for as long as she would allow. A quick glance at the clock and he saw it was 3:49 in the fucking morning, still waiting for a room in the goddamn ER. 

"Shouldn’t have gotten in a fight," Sasha remarked for, like, the fifteenth time in the past hour. 

"He was asking for it.”

“Yeah, no, he wasn’t. I heard the whole thing. I do not think the fact that Episode I was his favorite Star Wars movie was any reason to start a fucking fight.”

“Phantom Menace sucks.”

“You can explain it to the nurse while she’s marveling over your blood-alcohol level.”

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defilerwyrm:

pyra-mugetsu:

The best three minutes and fifty-eight seconds you’ll ever watch.  Trust me.

this is amazing

i’m in awe of the sheer sadism on display here

naeyeon:

Because who can resist pups ?
(Chapter Ten of Wolves of the North by Shinjishazaki)

naeyeon:

Because who can resist pups ?

(Chapter Ten of Wolves of the North by Shinjishazaki)

deadfreckledboys:

Armin teaches the tiny titan some basic hygiene